Historic Kingfish Proposal

Here is a proposal for Swashbuckler consideration:

1.) Form the Swashbucklers into a club, write tons of grants and then keep no permanent address for the rest of our lives. Be shiftless and belligerent if ever contacted by a government official.

2.) Have more discussion on firearms and more firing range practice.

3.) Keep horny toads as pets.

4.) Giving lashings to any Swashbuckler who posts under an unrelated subject heading.

5.) Learn how to make more rum drinks.

6.) Create a master list of banished words and phrases like"networking" and "think outside the box".

7.) Make it a point to laugh at socialist zombies and narcissistic people.

8.) Put nobility in the forefront as the most important character trait.

9.) Grow more vegetables.

10.) Keep geese.